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Monday, August 2, 2010

Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts - CSMonitor.com

(Thanks, Blake!)

The Things Des Says...

"Are you a pirate? Get out of here, pirate!"

"Hey man, don't shave our grass!"

"Mine sister, Lydia, is very good at 'nastics"

"Open this, it's poops!"

"Is there some hamburger in your purse?"

"Do we have a water spout? Do we have a spider?"

"I'm sad Rowan is going down the drain!"

"I have a wonderful Lydia"

"I have a wonderful Mommy"

"You are mine best friend."

"I'm cross!"

"When I bend my leg, it makes a knee."

"I am disappointed and sad!"

"Mom, do you remember the day we met?"

"With this ring I be wed. I like being married with you."

The Questions Rowan Asks...

"Where does salt come from?"

"How does a car work?"

"Where did the first person come from?"

"If we turn left will we be going east?" (I had to check the compass, but she was right!)

"What is photosynthesis?"

"What is that kind of moon called?"

"Why is it called a kitty pool when cats don't like water?"

"Is stockings a different way to call tights?"

"What does ache mean?"

"What is an oil spill?"
"What does sperm mean?" (Phew! Sperm WHALE!)
"What is the economy?"
"What is that guy in the black & white doing?" (While watching basketball with Daddy.)

Monday, August 2, 2010

In Case Your Methods Of Enraging Monkeys Are Not Advanced Enough...

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